Truth be told, I hardly ever look at my stats page. Google Analytics is really cool, and seeing how many people are looking at what on my site is fun. The thing is, it’s kind of a lot of pressure.
When I start looking, I wonder why something I wrote didn’t get many views and something else did. I question why I write absurd things on the Internet.
However, there is a bright spot!! I love to see what search terms bring people to my site.
Here are some of my favorites that have brought people to my little corner (along with my reactions).
I lost weight with happy herbivore (haha I wish but I will get there)
shibainu amazing (Yes. Yes, they are!!)
my bucket list before I turn 35 (aww, crap, I’m getting way too close to 35. I need to work on that list)
childfree 2015 (WHAT? Is that a thing?! Did I start a revolution?)
myself as a sunrise (I have no idea what this means. At all. But maybe it’s a poem?)
how to sex myself (okay, I KNOW I did not write about that)
the bartender loves you (yup. Drink up, readers)
spirit animal sun bear (this person should be my friend)
need a stylist for myself (oh, honey, so do I)
Tupperware myself (okay, what? Are you making your own Tupperware, or wearing it like clothes? Either way I want pictures)
I want more silly search terms. I need entertainment 🙂 Also, if we’re trying to learn from this- I definitely noticed more people came to my blog looking for pictures of Stitchfix clothes than anything else. Stitchfix is amazing!
Jillian
I am in my thirties, which is hard to believe. Time goes by fast. Since that is the case, I have decided to write about it. If I can't slow it down, I can at least share with others and get help along the way! 
How To Be Myself 
Hilarious! I need to get around to installing Google analytics. There’s a fitness model with my name and I can imagine the disappointment when they get me instead.
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lol! I don’t know if this fitness model you speak of, but I guarantee I like you better!
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Aw, shucks
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apartment pants?
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I am so glad you are back to writing. I have had a hectic few days and I needed the laugh from this post… perhaps you should write about sexing yourself or the best way for every woman to please herself … lol. I also take it you gave up on Happy Herbivore- something tells me visiting the farmer’s market may be best. Question- are you still getting Stictchfix? I would love to know what’s trending this summer.
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Lol I am not writing about that!! I totally have not given up on Happy Herbivore. I actually just started over in my quest to complete four weeks in a row of the meal plans. I love her stuff and I do believe it can get me where I want to go.
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Haha, this was great 😀 thanks for the laugh!
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I’m glad you like it 🙂 it cracks me up
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