Fellow females, do your homework–no need to make the same mistake I’ve made all too many times, and find yourself waking up next to not the person you thought/hoped/expected you’d see upon opening your hungover eyes. I’ve made it easier for you by drawing up the below handy checklist of questions you can/absolutely should ask any man before bestowing upon him the honor of becoming your bedfellow, whether for one night or a couple more than that. What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie?

What are your thoughts on oral sex (giving–we clearly know what they are on receiving)?

How many nights out of the week do you cry yourself to sleep?

If this turns into an overnight commitment, do you expect to be cooked eggs in the morning? Dogs or cats?

What’s your number (of sexual partners to date, not phone)?

Have you seen and do you appreciate Fried…